You totally did.
…It’s not that funny.
No, why? Did you miss me?
Geez, what are your other qualities then?
God, I can just list them all off to you outright. In time, eager one.
Besides partying? Nothing. Drink to get rid of the hangover, that’s my motto.
So I haven’t just been imagining you not being around then?
Nooope. I’m pretty good over here, just wanted to be an ass.
Feel free to shoo then.
I believe you mean speaking in verse, sweetheart. Prose is everyday speak, just written down. No. Sadly, I will not.
Much appreciated. I’ll be sure to aim for more, then.
Right. So did you need something or did you just plan on spending the conversation correcting me and taking what I say literally?
Perhaps you should choose your words more wisely next time, darling.
Some people will take it literally just to fuck with you.
Darling, huh? Are you going to start speaking in prose too?
I wasn’t expecting it this late. Points for pulling one on me.
I’m pretty sure it grosses everyone out.
Well, whatever. What have you been up to, anyway?
A good majority of moths don’t eat for the rest of their lives once they become adults because of their lack of mouths. They have to rely on the energy they gained as caterpillars.
…Wow. More information and fun facts that I’ll never need. That was exciting.